Cameo Writings

Andy Warhol Cameo:
Diamonds are overrated. They last forever? Nothing lasts forever, not to mention the relationship in which a diamond is most often given (as a boon for love which is actually just about sex). The only reason I like diamonds or any sparkly jewels at all is that they look like sugar coated candy that I buy at Sweet Factory. You buy the crystallized sugar on wooden sticks and then suck the sticks until the pieces fall off. It’s a pretty nice process. They come in all colors. I think gold is garish, especially with a pink jewel inset. What is it with women and pink? It’s not even a flattering color. Put pink on the skin and it makes you pinker. It also makes blemishes stand out. A good color to hide imperfections is orange. But then there is the possibility of looking like a pumpkin. Speaking of pumpkins, why do women want to dress like whores for Halloween? Sexy is sexy, but showing everything is whorish. Showing some leg but having the chest fully covered is the sign of a very liberated woman. Showing some chest but having the legs covered is equally flattering. Maybe women just wonder about what it would be like to be a whore…a pirate whore, a maid whore or a promiscuous witch. It is an interesting thought. Throughout the years, there have been many different stages of what it means to be promiscuous. In the 60’s, free love was at a high. During this time, the sexually transmitted disease was beginning to run rampant. Damn hippies. But there was still that remaining little 50’s housewife. Just look at Jackie Onassis. In the late sixties and early 70’s, we saw the likes of Joni Mitchell and Janis Joplin. Not very pretty, but very attractive in their own ways: both unique to a fault. And now there’s just no such thing as unique anymore. Everyone wants what everyone else has, whether it’s straight or curly hair, or a big screen TV. While I would like a big screen TV, I would make it a point to not watch what everyone else was watching. There’s something to be said for blending in, but then taking a stand. Just imagine what would happen to a viewer when the whole 46 inches of the TV is filled with musical theater or hallmark movies…or even episodes of Little House on the Prairie. The old times were the best, in my opinion: the old music, the old dresses, and the old style. Everyone had a certain distinction of class that doesn’t exist anymore. And if you try to acquire it, you are un-cool OR just trying to be different in hopes of becoming cool, which doesn’t really make any sense. But, that’s how life is today. There’s just no one beautiful like Catherine Deneuve or Grace Kelly or even Rosemary Clooney. Britney Spears just doesn’t compare. Especially when she dresses up for Halloween in Lingerie and makes it seem like a costume. Creative? Maybe. Classy? Definitely no. Maybe class went extinct. In that case, I’m a dinosaur.

Kenny Goldsmith Cameo:
Maids have been around forever doing everyone’s dirty work for ages. Uh, the idea of having someone clean, uh, up for you, uh, is a nice thing. Only the rich people, uh, that are real
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Rich can actually afford maids and pass them, uh, down through the years. Uh, it’s almost like indentured servants. Really, really rich people can also afford hefty, stainless steel or titanium watches. Coughing. Coughing. Coughing. Coughing. Coughing. Coughing. Coughing.
To get a titanium watch you have to, uh, send away to a foreign country. Don’t trust American titanium.
America the Beautiful
America the Beautiful
Titanium watches. They are an image. A means to an end. A poor man sees a titanium watch on, uh, coughing, a rich man’s wrist and then is nicer to him. Being nice to someone because they are rich, uh, what has America the Beautiful come to?
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Music makers sell for 17.95 plus shipping these days in America the Beautiful. When did music become so inexpensive. It comes from the soul, therefore it should be that the very very very very very very rich people have to pay a lot and then give it to the poor, like modern day Robin Hoods, but with music instead of gold and other riches of medieval times. Robin Hood was actually bled to death by the clergy, which is interesting considering he bled for the people every day of his life. Hm. Who knows about history? Who knows about time? Why do rich men like titanium watches so much? They are waterproof. And why do rich women like shoes? Shoes are just made to cover up feet so they don’t look so ugly. They can be waterproof if you spray them with chemicals. People are ugly at heart, I think. At least in today’s world.